Tuesday, October 4, 2011

He could beat Tony Romo in a cage match And Chris Cooley thinks

“It’s SO good. I was watching the scoreboard in St. Louis, and I didn’t see that they’d lost really until they end, I thought they blew them out so I kind of stopped paying attention. It’s amazing, AMAZINGto watch him choke like that.

Nearly every Sunday we can watch a choke job of some kind, and they all vary in severity. Sometimes it’s just a kicker being the goat after missing a potential game-winning field goal, but much more often it’s Tony Romo throwing a game away. It is that Like Chris Cooley, when I watch these collapses I immediately want to fit the choker in a cage match.

During his weekly radio appearance on the LaVar and Dukes show the Redskins tight end said that while his team was holding on for a 17-10 Week 4 win over the Rams he was periodically glancing at the out-of-town scores. Cooley liked what he saw as Dallas’ second half debacle unraveled and the Cowboys coughed up a 24-point lead with Romo throwing three interceptions.

For that it is true “For me to beat Tony? I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what kind of cagefighting skills he has,” Cooley responded. “I would probably try to incorporate my wrestling ability, like when I was in high school. Obviously it’s been a while, but I didn’t like to beat people fast. I like to embarrass ‘em a little bit. Like, take a 24-point lead, and then just play with it a little bit.”